Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
okay pat passed out under dana's car
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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