I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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