i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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