Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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