just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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