My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just want to make out with him forever
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
