it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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