tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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