I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
