I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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