She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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