she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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