If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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