i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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