i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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