and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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