yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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