he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We had to coat check the pizza.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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