this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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