Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
