do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Sext me about skeletons
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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