Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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