Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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