summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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