My brain says no but my pants say off.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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