he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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