I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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