Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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