that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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