A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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