good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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