their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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