You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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