Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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