Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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