On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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