Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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