they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
