if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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