i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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