Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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