That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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