Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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