Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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