Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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