But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So much Jack, so little girl.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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