His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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