I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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