I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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