We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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