is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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