windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you inspire me to be a worse person
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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