It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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