if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
