yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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